250+ Best Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Loud

Best Bad Dad Jokes

250+ Best Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Loud
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What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.

If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.

What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.

Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can’t wait to squeeze you!

Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

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