201 Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines That’ll Kick Your Flirting Game Into Top Gear

Horrible Pick-Up Lines

• If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
• If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
• If you were a chicken, you’d be absolutely impeccable.
• If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
• Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
• You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re h-ot.
• Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten-I-See.
• I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
• Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
• You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
• You must be a campfire because you’re super h-ot and I want s’more.
• Have they already suspended your license for driving all these guys crazy?
• I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
• If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
• I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
• Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we’re headed somewhere magical.
• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

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Best Pick Up Lines

• When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
• Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
• I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
• Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
• I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
• So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
• I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
• No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
• I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
• You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.
• I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
• Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
• I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s ho-ttest single.
• You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.
• It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.