Best Dad Jokes
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… – And then it hit me.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out.
I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.