250+ Best Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Loud
Best One-Liner Dad Jokes
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I had a dream about being a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
A pony with a cough is just a little horse.
Talk is cheap until you talk to a lawyer.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
A witch’s vehicle goes brrroom brrroom!
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it’s more of a wrap.
I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa.
Keep the dream alive, and hit the snooze button.
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it’s the whole sentence.
I’m afraid of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
If the early bird catches the worm, I’ll sleep in until there are pancakes.
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
I used to be able to play the piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.