250+ Best Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Loud
Funny Dad Jokes
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
Why do M&Ms go to school? Because they want to be a Smartie.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
How do you protect a bagel? Lox it up!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left.
Why did the picture get arrested? It got framed.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Why shouldn’t you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause.
I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose!
What kind of coffee does a vampire drink? De-coffin-ated.
Why can’t you tell a taco a secret? They tend to spill the beans!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.