250+ Best Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Loud
Best Hilarious Dad Jokes
Why don’t phones ever go hungry? They have plenty of apps to choose from.
What did the air conditioner say when it met a celebrity? “I’m a big fan.”
What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized? The hoops.
Why couldn’t the family leave the room after playing with Legos? They were blocked.
Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.
What did the sapphire’s best friend tell her? “You’re a real gem.”
What was said about the messy, angry man who was eating a can of Pringles? “He’s got a chip on his shoulder.”
What’s a writer’s favorite train station? Penn Station.
Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library? It was all booked up.
What vegetable is kind to everyone? The sweet potato.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite protein source? Mystery meat.
How was the handsome runner described? “Dashing.”
What animals are the best to call if you get locked out of your house? Monkeys.
How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day? He told her to look out for her new sham-poo in the shower.
What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? “Let’s try a different angle.”
What’s it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
What did the dryer say to the boring duvet cover that just got out of the washer? “Don’t be such a wet blanket.”
What kind of shape may have been knighted? Cir-cles.
Why is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.
Why would doors do well on social media? Everyone looks for their handles.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver? The sink.
What’s either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school? Hogwarts.
What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? “Let’s table this.”
Why couldn’t the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.
What did the baker say when she won an award? “It was a piece of cake.”
What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? “You’ve been on fire!”
What is Marco’s favorite clothing store? Polo.
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
Why did the cashier rip money in half? They were asked to break a bill.
Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
What do frogs use to track their exercise? Fit (rib)bits.
What kind of cleaning product feels a lot of motivation in life? All-purpose.
Where was the dripping coming from in the fridge? The leeks.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
Why was the hockey player gifted a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.